A Guy Can (Day) Dream…
I know that the general in question was hardly what you’d call a political liberal, but I’ve just spent a happy while in a reverie on what would have happened if George Patton had ever gotten ten minutes with Donald Trump into a windowless, sound proofed room.
I get that the real Patton might have been a Flynn analogue, but after the McCain POW diss, the “I know more than the generals” declaration, and above all, today’s “I’ve sacrificed” bathos, I’m going to stick with the notion that he would have left the Cheetos-faced ferret-topped shitgibbon* breathing through his colon.
In which happy imagining, I give you this, perhaps the most comprehensive scenery mastication in the history of film:
*Just the most satisfying phrase to say out loud. Enunciate “shitgibbon” with exquisite clarity to get the full effect.