For Your Sunday Amusement

Alternative announcements for the London Tube, voiced by the woman who does the real ones.


My favorite?

Number 6.

Though 10 has its partisans.


Images:  Luigi Loir, Underground Railway, 1899

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2 Comments on “For Your Sunday Amusement”

  1. chris y Says:

    One I actually heard, on the platform at Farringdon station, was: “Passengers are reminded that this is a non-smoking station. Please extinguish all cigarettes, cigars, pipes and illegal substances.”

  2. BCC Says:

    Hard to choose, but I’d have to go with #10

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