No, No, No, Frothy Mixture. The Question Is: Does Natural Selection Believe in You?
Discussing controversial classroom subjects such as evolution and global warming, Santorum said he has suggested that“science should get out of politics” and he is opposed to teaching that provides a “politically correct perspective.”
(From the Des Moines Register.)
Well then, dude. That settles it. I guess the Santorum Administration…[pause to quell my alternating gusts of laughter and nausea]…will balance that damn budget by axing the NIH and the NSF, for starters.
I really have nothing else to add, except this: I just hope (really — I mean this) that no member of the Santorum family ever gets infected with a religiously incorrrect MRSA bug. Santorum may not believe in evolution, but our old friend staph? Mr. aureus (et al.) sure does…
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