It Hurts Too Much To Laugh…
…And I’m too old to cry:
Via Josh Rosenau’s fine blog Thoughts from Kansas, this video compilation of Miss USA thoughts on evolution seems a perfect comedy/tragedy hit to engross whilst consuming the first of the weekend cocktails:
Miss Connecticut gets the prize for stating the obvious with no fuss or bother. As for the rest, I couldn’t stick to it long enough to tally the full march of folly. Fortunately, Josh kindly provides a complete transcript at the link above, for those gluttonous for punishment.
But of course, this is nothing that a voucher + religious charter school education reform can’t solve.
If the Soviets launched Sputnik today, we’d ramp up to match them with a private sector RFP seeking designs for the flying dinosaur that carried Jesus to heaven.
But I can’t get too worked up on this fine afternoon. The only question I’m going to tackle is how much lime to put into that lowball glass.