Quote of the Day: Batsh*t Crazyspeak/GOP Deep Thinker edition

On the subject of noted political philosopher and moral exemplar Newt Gingrich, here’s Grover Norquist as quoted in The New York Times. (h/t  Atrios)

“He’s out there working with and building a broader movement,” Mr. Norquist said. “As we know from Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, you don’t have to be president to be part of the conversation in American politics.”

No you don’t.  But it appears you do have to be paranoid, divorced from reality, insurrectionist and unqualified.  (Warning — that last link is in the spirit of rickrolling.)  Which is, I guess, suitable company for you to aspire to, Mr. Disgraced Former Speaker.

Seriously:  this is a measure of how debased the GOP has become, and how nonsensical the whole notion of a “conversation” in American politics now is.  What can you say of a party that is willing to elevate as thought leaders people for whom ideas reduce to this kind of thing on the significance of Cosmo centerfold Scott Brown’s election prop:

“What if I have to haul a moose?” Mr. Gingrich said, to laughter. “You cannot put a gun rack in the back of a Smart car.”

Seriously: This kind of rhetoric is fun, I guess.  But it is designed to make its listeners dumber, less capable of working out what might or might not make sense in a world in which reality is not whatever it is Fox News claims it to be on any given night.  Remember: Gingrich is the man that Republicans turn to for policy ideas.  He sees himself as a visionary and an agent of change, and his friends do him the kindness of taking him at his word.  Hence the impact of his deep conclusion on energy policy: “Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less,” which became the McCain/Palin gamechanger, “Drill, baby, drill!”

And mah point (and I do have one): It is that the impossibility of meaningful bipartisan engagement on actually governing the country  — and making some stab at reversing the catastrophic damage to US wealth and power going forward done by 8 years of Bush misrule — does not rest on the heads of the Congressional GOP alone, not by a long stretch. This isn’t a problem of elected officials pursuing a strategy designed simply for short term electoral advantage.

Rather, what you have is the more-or-less complete capture of the entire party apparatus — the think tanks, the media contacts, the grass roots connections (Gingrich hearts him some teabaggers, by the way) — the whole shooting match (and, yes, I’m looking at you, Dick “Deadeye” Cheney) by people who simply have no interest at all in actually forming and implementing political solutions to the problems that attend either daily life or the long term prospects of the country.

They don’t for two reasons: the first is that true believers think that there are no problems, only obstacles placed in the way of the best of all possible worlds by the interference of government; and the second is that many, even most of the elite players aren’t true believers in much of anything, except the main chance.

That’s where Gingrich lies, on the evidence.  Here are the last relevant quotes from the Times piece:

Like Sarah Palin and others who have discovered that they can command a political platform and a good income without running for office, Mr. Gingrich remains relevant by having built himself into a one-man industry churning out speeches, books, films and policy positions…

…He sits atop an empire of interlocking policy groups, political networks and media enterprises with a total of about 60 employees. His chief vehicle is a policy center calledAmerican Solutions for a Winning Future. It has 1.5 million online members and raised more money ($8.1 million) in the last quarter of last year than Ms. Palin and Mitt Romney, another potential 2012 candidate, combined. His group is a so-called 527, which can accept unlimited donations, while the others have political action committees, which are restricted.

That is:  if you want to understand what motivates the seemingly farcical willingness of people smart enough to know they’re uttering fact-denied nonsense, follow the money.  As Dennis G. is documenting over at Balloon Juice, you have to recognize that much of the modern GOP is simply a con game, populated by familiar American figures, the plausible, smiling, confident/confidence men, spouting rivers of words designed to so thrill their listeners that the audience’s pockets don’t even need to be picked; the marks rise up in ecstasy to empty their wallets on their own.

Nice work if you can get it.

Image: E. W. Kemble:  “Travelling by Rail,” illustration from Adventures of Huckleberry Finn of the King and the Duke being tarred and feathered and ridden on a rail after attempting to perform “The Royal Nonesuch.” 1884

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6 Comments on “Quote of the Day: Batsh*t Crazyspeak/GOP Deep Thinker edition”

  1. Richard S Says:

    Instead of St Ronnie on the $50 I think and honest
    GOP would be best represented by Bernie Madoff.

  2. Ted K Says:

    Hmmm. Let’s see….. Newt Gingrich…. this is the Catholic who’s on his THIRD wife isn’t it??? His first wife was his high school geometry teacher (I’m not sure if she is the reason he dislikes public education). Paranoid?? Paranoid?? Is Gingrich paranoid?? The only reason I would be paranoid is if I was female and saw the name Gingrich on my marriage license. Is Gingrich planning to preside over some Republican symposium on family values??? Would Gingrich choose Mark Sanford or John Ensign to deliver the keynote speech?? Decisions, decisions…….

  3. Ted K Says:

    Speaking of family values, I don’t suppose anyone asked Jane Wyman what she thought of putting Ronald’s haggard face on the $50 bill before she passed away did they??

  4. retr2327 Says:

    Off-thread: you have been promising us some more McCardle gigging for quite some time. Given her latest (try McCardle and Parkinson’s), I’d say it’s time to get giggity with it.


  5. “But it appears you do have to be paranoid, divorced from reality, insurrectionist and unqualified.”

    That is just so unfair. Being paranoid, divorced from reality, insurrectionist and unqualified is not necessary to be a part of the national conversation; it is only sufficient.

  6. Suzan Says:

    Thanks for the precise dissection.

    To live with the fact that we have a “citizenry” (if you can call these fools that word) so dumbed-down or just unconcerned about anyone else’s well being is enough to consider suicide on a daily basis for those stuck at the bottom of this integrity-forsaken country.

    And Gingrich is their God: a god of conniving, self-serving me-firstness.

    Thanks, again!

    S

    he second is that many, even most of the elite players aren’t true believers in much of anything, except the main chance.

    much of the modern GOP is simply a con game, populated by familiar American figures, the plausible, smiling, confident/confidence men, spouting rivers of words designed to so thrill their listeners that the audience’s pockets don’t even need to be picked; the marks rise up in ecstasy to empty their wallets on their own.
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