Because it is still possible to laugh amidst the wreck health care and spectacle of GOP children, who, unchecked by grown-ups, vandalize the home we call America…
I could not resist typing the words “Sarah Palin” into both the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator and the Jersey Shore nickname generator.
From Tiger’s computer-modelled psyche:
Congrats, your Tiger Woods mistress is Candy Chin from Flagstaff, AZ. She is a 27 year old wedding photographer. You know she’s telling the truth because she has pictures to prove it.
And from Jersey:
Your Jersey Shore nickname is: S-Cat
(The code generates different results with each iteration, so, of course, YMMV.)…
Dumb, I know. Pointless. Trading in vile stereotypes and all that.
But sweet FSM I’ve been needing something to break the gloom, and this has, for the nonce.
Image: Mary Cassatt, “Children on the Beach,” 1884.