Still a Few Bugs in the System: Google Voice edition
Unedited (though topped and tailed to remove identifiers), parse this voicemail message, as interpreted by the non-evil doers at Google:
I’m waiting for just pick me up from the hospital. I spent last night here and I am now much better. They a ring me out and shot a bullet up up the under, and expand the bat. Let me know what the drives and I’m going to be fine, but it was husband full day dry.
Errr…Up to a point, Lord Copper.
Which leads, for old time’s sake, to this: