So I’m A Little Obsessive, But Still, This is Ridiculous — Sarah Palin Qualifications Dept. (Russian Expert SubDept.)
Now, as we all know, Sarah Palin is supremely qualified for the post she seeks. For one of the areas that had the dismissive elites concerned, she has, as recently as yesterday evening, assured every American that her understanding of international affairs is just fine, and that anyone who doubts it would be welcome to play “stump the candidate.” (Or not.)
I’m not so childish as to play such a game, but the invitation did make me think about the list of reasons we have been given to credit Governor Palin with a grasp of international affairs. One of the most repeated talking points is that Alaska is a border state — and not just with the mild, friendly 51st state, Canada, (Joking, all you folks up north. Really…just joking), but with the erstwhile evil empire itself, Russia, née USSR.
In fact, the common line has been that the threat of the great Bear is so imminent you can see Russia from Alaskan soil….as in fact you can.
Just as I was digging through the wonders of Google Maps and Wikipedia to nail down just what bits of Russia you can see from what bits of Alaska, I came across this article posted yesterday in Slate. Its author, Nina Shen Rastogi, confirms the commonly known fact (if you read the right kind of thrillers) that the island of Little Diomede, a little piece of offshore Alaska, is all of 2.5 miles or so from Big Diomede, which is Russian territory.
Taking out my handy horizon calculator, I find that the distance an averagely tall human can see at sea level is just under 4.4. kilometers, or about 2.75 miles. So yes, by gum, you can see Russia from Alaska. (Rastogi reports that if you are willing to do a bit of hill/ice climbing, you can even catch a glimpse of the Russian mainland from St. Lawrence Island in the middle of the Bering Sea. This, of course, assumes you happen to have caught the view on one of the miraculous, unexpected, non-foggy days in that bleak ocean.
Now, here is where I go a bit overboard, to ask, has Sarah Palin ever actually seen Russia from her home state? Wasilla? — Nope; not a chance. You’ve got most of the state serving as a buffer to protect the Palin little ones from the threat from Siberia. The Governor’s residence in Juneau? You can’t even see Hoonah from there, much less the Russian Bear. Anchorage? Same as Wasilla, basically; lots of tundra between the northern metropolis and any angry heirs to the glories of the Romanovs.
So has Sarah Palin laid eyes on Russia from US territory? You can’t actually ask her, of course, But in my trolling of the web for reports on her governship, I’ve never seen any mention that she has travelled to the incredibly remote Diomedes, nor the almost equally back-of-the-beyond St. Lawrence. She has been careful to avoid saying that she herself has done any of this eyeballing that is supposed to convey deep understanding of international affairs. So my bet is no.
Does this matter? Of course not. It does not take the near certainty that she’s never actually viewed one wretched rock or another to recognize that Palin knows nothing about Russian affairs by virtue of her family’s experience trying to land salmon before they swim to the wrong side of the strait. This is just an exercise in meticulous reductio ad absurdam.
Besides, if she reallly knew what she were talking about, she’d note that we are once again entering the season when it becomes possible — with care — to walk from Russia to these United States. Eternal vigilance, folks — eternal vigilance.McCain, Palin, political follies, Politics, random humor, Republican follies, Stupidity comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.