I Hate the AARP
50 doesn’t come my way for another couple of months yet -50! Not 60, 0r 62, or Social Security’s retirement age of 66 and change, but 50! And already I’ve gotten a couple of those helpful mailings from the AARP. Loathsome.
In any event, I took this comment from a day or so ago as a kind of reassurance.
FWIW, the apple of my eye has just turned eight, as it happens, so apparently, there is still a little more up for him.
(h/t, with chuckles, to xkcd)